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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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