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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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