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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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