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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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