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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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