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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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