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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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