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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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