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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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