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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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