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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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