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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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