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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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