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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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