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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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