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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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