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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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