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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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