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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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