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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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