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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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