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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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