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Pet death
My
grandfather
had their beloved pet
monkey 🐒
Bella
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯
a pufferfish 🐡
a cow 🐮
an elephant 🐘
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a venomous snake 🐍
a hippo 🦛
a crocodile 🐊
a warthog 🐗
a turkey 🦃
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