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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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