Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.