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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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