Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.