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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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