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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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