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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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