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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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