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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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