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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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