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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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