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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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