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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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