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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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