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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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