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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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