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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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