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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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