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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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