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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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