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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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