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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ziggy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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