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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ziggy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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