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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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