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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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