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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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