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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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