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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Millie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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