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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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