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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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