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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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