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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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