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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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