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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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