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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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